When You’ve Been Spacing Out In Practice and Someone Asks You A Question About the Movement
And You’re Just Like
This happens more often than I would like to admit
like every time my coach starts talking…
So if you fit this application please message me!(;
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im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
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This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire
cutest thing ever!!!!
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she couldn’t have said it better!
Every time I go out, I get asked the same question over and over again…
“Why don’t you drink”?
My reason: I am happy with my life. When I feel down, I do yoga instead of grabbing a drink. I can still go out to bars and have fun without drinking. I can still dance like an idiot without being…
This just further proves that Dave Franco and I are soul mates.
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Things I’ve Realized Since Starting Crossfit
- I am ALWAYS hungry.
- I ALWAYS have to pee.
- I am ALWAYS sore.
- My laundry basket constantly reeks of sweat.
- You can never have enough sports bras.
- Cheaper priced spandex = see-through spandex
- My legs look like those of an abused housewife’s… BRUISES EVERYWHERE!
- I may look like a slut but those “hickies” are just from squat cleans.
- Be prepared to develop callused and blistered “man hands.”
- Taco Bell will always immediately be regretted.
- ALWAYS go to the bathroom before a WOD. Just get EVERYTHING out of your system.
- Steal my jump rope and I’ll strangle you with it…
- You don’t know pain until you’ve slipped on a box jump and completely rib your shin all down the edge. And at the very beginning of the WOD -__-
- BUCK FURPEES.
- And I aspire to look like Camille Leblanc-Bazinet.
awwwwww yeahhhhh :)
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
The internet is over, everyone can go home
THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME
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